May 2011
1 post
“I can feel my brain stabbing my heart and lungs”
– while watching Secret Life of the American Teenager
March 2011
4 posts
“If a famous actor has to portray a retarded person they can have them spend some...”
“You don’t miss him? Well I’m just going to burn the apartment down.”
1 tag
“Oh Shannon, I’m going to rap battle about this.”
December 2010
1 post
“Are we more palsy friends or friendsy pals? C’mon, just answer with your...”
October 2010
0 posts
“I’m in so much pain. It feels like someone pulled an appendix out through my...”
– After her appendectomy.
August 2010
1 post
“If I were to break into someones house this is what I would turn on before...”
– On Joanna Newsom
July 2010
2 posts
“Tyler, we gunna get married. Now get outta my spot and onto the skillet.”
“Why is this on television?”
– On The Hills
June 2010
1 post
“I find attractive black men very attractive.”
May 2010
3 posts
“My hands burn like salt.”
2 tags
“I’m sure she fucks everyone on the show. She does, doesn’t she? She...”
– On Lost’s Kate
“Look, this romper is good for crump dancing.”
March 2010
1 post
“It’s more disturbing than Child Rape.”
– on Animal Neglect in Mad Men
“What if he doesn’t recognize me without my wisdom teeth?”
– Miranda talking about her dog Munch
February 2010
6 posts
