I'm Not Your Science Experiment!

This is a blog about my roommate.

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I can feel my brain stabbing my heart and lungs

while watching Secret Life of the American Teenager
9 months ago
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If a famous actor has to portray a retarded person they can have them spend some time with me.

10 months ago
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You don’t miss him? Well I’m just going to burn the apartment down.

10 months ago
“bloodhand”

“bloodhand”

10 months ago
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Oh Shannon, I’m going to rap battle about this.

10 months ago
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Are we more palsy friends or friendsy pals? C’mon, just answer with your heart.

1 year ago
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I’m in so much pain. It feels like someone pulled an appendix out through my belly button.

After her appendectomy.
1 year ago
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If I were to break into someones house this is what I would turn on before murdering their children.

On Joanna Newsom
1 year ago
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Tyler, we gunna get married. Now get outta my spot and onto the skillet.

1 year ago
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Why is this on television?

On The Hills
1 year ago
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